It’s April Fool’s Day! Be on your guard!
Here are a few of my favorite corny jokes I know you’ll want to share:
Q:How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it!
Q: Why are the brown chicken and the brown cow the hottest animals on the farm?
A: Because whenever they walk by, people always say, “Brown-Chicken-Brown-Cow!”
Q: How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway bag?
A: You take the “F” out of “Safe” and the “F” out of “Way”
(Don’t worry, hardly anyone gets this joke, but I think it’s funny!)